Just another day on Madame’s Web.

After a truly weird week of Shein MLB uniforms, The Beatles biopic news, and everyone clowning Sony’s Madame Web, some people may need a light refresher on what all of these odd words mean. 

If you were blissfully offline, you missed a President’s Day post of a Trump tattoo that looked like RuPaul’s Drag Race host and comedian Ross Matthews. You also missed one Twitter user warning the masses about eating a footlong Subway cookie and a monster for lunch. Though it should have been self-explanatory that ordering a footlong cookie at Subway would do incomprehensible damage to your gut.

We’ve compiled all the goofs from Twitter for you to enjoy in one neat package. It’s arguably packaged better than the new pants given to MLB players.